Someone updated their Facebook status saying that they had killed someone else because their facebook status was annoying!
I went to vanuatu, and everyone was confused as to why i was there mid november. I fed the cats in the house and wandered why it was empty. That's because they had a modern house built for them, like a proper mansion.
I had to teach class 8 football, but they all threatened to beat me up and started kicking the ball at me so i went and hid in the bathroom, which had a toilet seat attached to an arm, so you could sit on it in the bath or washing machine as well as on the toilet!
Upstairs in the amazing house i found out that Walt Disney himself was still alive. he was in his 100's and needed meat to eat. Him and I and about 10 others sat around a table to eat a meat feast. But we had to eat under a blanket. When we stopped, all the meat had been eaten as well as 3 1/2 of the dinner guests. Dinner was in an hour and i guess i was next with all these vamps. I helped them kill Snow White and then i went and hid in the Washing machine till sunrise.
I Went to the beach next morning where hundreds of people were playing with a pack of dogs. We heard a noise and the dogs went wild and ran away, so the people decided to run too. I just climbed onto a rock in the middle of the ocean and whipped out my video ipod to try and record what was happening. Suddenly a huge stampede comes rushing out of the bush and eats all the people. As i try to record it, an Ostritch see's me and wants to kill me. I jump into the sea and go to a rather fat woman taking photos of the carnage. I slip her my ipod and tell her not to get it wet, then i run for my life. I turn back to see the Ostritch peck out her spine then kick her head off. Oh. It catched us with me and i keep it distracted by talking. Then i grab its too legs flip it over my head and snap its head and feet off . The end.
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