Kanye West rules the world

Last night, on a packed tube, Justin Timberlake decided to annoy everyone by shooting an impromptu video. People began to get out of thier way, but Kanye decided to start some agro and stamp on someones foot repeatedly. This man went to bitch slap Kanye, who then pulled a (fake) gun out and aimed it at this man, and started to threaten him and his family and his soul. The whole thing was caught on camera, except you couldn't see Kanyes face. The man ran off at the next stop, and it turns out he was my dad. He was then promptly arressted. You can never beat Kanye West. Later, me, my dad and his best friend found a secret pathway at the bottom of our garden. Kanye lived in the palace at the end, and we were going to kill him. My dad felt that every moment in his life was leading to this. But the path was bery muddy and i was only wearing my slippers. I promised i would run back to the house, change into my boots and then come back. SO i turned back and a very fat Sow and all her piglets started chasing me. I gt back to the garden and they vanished. But then my dog became savage and chased me into the house. I ran into the hallway and locked the door, the dog desperately trying to eat me through the glass. I looked on at Kanye's mansion in the distance, not knowing my dads fate.

Usually your not allowed to end a story with ''and then i woke up'' but in this case, it's true.